Predicting human life span with deep plasma proteomics??

...and the 2020 Grammy for most eye grabbing title goes to....

...this brand new study that is the first or second thing I get to once I'm safely behind the publisher's financial security of a university library paywall....

To be clear, I haven't read this and I'll probably doubly verify the QC/QA checks on my baloney detectors before I do. But if you think there is a force on earth that can keep me from reading this today --

...I mean...besides the paywall....$8.99....